"...but could you find it your heart to perhaps put some fucking clothes on?"

God, I can't believe women these days...though, to my female-viewers, I know you're not all like that, and I'll thank you for it.

But in all seriousness, cover yourself! You're desensitizing men to your bodies!
We have to go through heaven and hell (mostly hell) to think of new ways to make you sexy again! You're so inconsiderate.

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Yeah, I was written up for that. *takes a bow*